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Subject: The Perfect Couple
A perfect man and a perfect woman met.
After a perfect courtship, they
had a perfect wedding.
Their life together was, of
course, perfect.
One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve,
this perfect couple was driving
their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side
of the road in distress. Being
the perfect couple they stopped to help.
There stood Santa Claus with a huge
bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint
any children on the eve of Christmas,
the perfect couple loaded Santa and
his toys into their vehicle. Soon
they were driving along delivering
the toys. Unfortunately, the driving
conditions deteriorated and the
perfect couple and Santa Claus
had an accident. Only one of them
survived the accident.
Question: Who was the survivor?
(Scroll d! own for the answer.
Trust me, it's worth it)
Answer: The perfect woman survived.
She's the only one who really
existed in the first place.
Everyone knows there is no Santa
Claus and there is no such
thing as a perfect man.
**** Women stop reading here; that is
the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling down...
So, if there is no perfect man and
no Santa Claus, the woman must have
been driving.. This explains
why there was a car accident!
****Men only- Keep scrolling down!
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By the way, if you're a woman
and you're still reading, this
illustrates another point.
Women never listen!
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